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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda)

for Dena

(Source: namikazes)

(Source: wonderlandisheaven)

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

(Source: unclefather)

ihills:

me as a parent:

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genderfluid-carlos:

ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

whitneyheichou:

Reasons to live

whitneyheichou:

Reasons to live

(Source: fulllmetals)

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

(Source: trashboat)