popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a free $20 bill

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

image

insomniatasteslikecottoncandy:

TG: are you saying im not “swoon worthy” without them

TG: hurtful

TG: and i mean yeah i guess (( bro seems to like them a lot))

bluespacemuffin:

I’VE TRIED, HONESTLY